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A bill to reduce temporarily the rate of duty on 2-chloro-N-(4'-chloro-biphenyl-2-yl)-nicotinamide.
2010 · first_quarter · Firm: PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC.
Re: "[Implicitly,] explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos", and "Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. [and] the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell [et al.]" (qtd. from various correspondence). A May 14, 2010, 7:35 PM E.S.T., five (5)-minute-plus-long telephonic message left as a recording on current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office's telephone answering machine regarding telling, keeping, making sure former firm clients the Schrammars (i.e., individually and collectively Mses. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy and Joal Mary Schrammar and Mr. Scott Schrammar personally, professionally et al.) are kept totally, unconditionally-on-firm-and-firm's-principal's-part,-end-et-al., permanently away, far from firm and firm's principal for various reasons as explicitly, implicitly et al. stated on the aforementioned telephonic message. (pro bono lobbying, on behalf of firm's principal and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell) Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se RJB, Jr., N.P. (via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner) From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) Post Office Box 327 James A. Farley Post Office Building New York, New York 10116-0327 Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914 Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). Dear Senator Schumer: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine. Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). RJB, Jr., N.P. (via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
Client expense: — · Firm income: —
Matched citations: s 2002
A bill to reduce temporarily the rate of duty on 2-chloro-N-(4'-chloro-biphenyl-2-yl)-nicotinamide.
2010 · first_quarter · Firm: PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC.
Re: "[Implicitly,] explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos", and "Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. [and] the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell [et al.]" (qtd. from various correspondence). A May 14, 2010, 7:35 PM E.S.T., five (5)-minute-plus-long telephonic message left as a recording on current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office's telephone answering machine regarding telling, keeping, making sure former firm clients the Schrammars (i.e., individually and collectively Mses. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy and Joal Mary Schrammar and Mr. Scott Schrammar personally, professionally et al.) are kept totally, unconditionally-on-firm-and-firm's-principal's-part,-end-et-al., permanently away, far from firm and firm's principal for various reasons as explicitly, implicitly et al. stated on the aforementioned telephonic message. (pro bono lobbying, on behalf of firm's principal and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell) Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se RJB, Jr., N.P. (via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner) From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) Post Office Box 327 James A. Farley Post Office Building New York, New York 10116-0327 Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914 Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). Dear Senator Schumer: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine. Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). RJB, Jr., N.P. (via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
Client expense: — · Firm income: —
Matched citations: s 2002
A bill to reduce temporarily the rate of duty on Methyl N-(2-[[1-(4-chlorophenyl)-1H-pyrazol-3-yl]-oxymethyl] phenyl)-N-methoxycarbanose.
2010 · first_quarter · Firm: PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC.
Re: "[Implicitly,] explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos", and "Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. [and] the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell [et al.]" (qtd. from various correspondence). A May 14, 2010, 7:35 PM E.S.T., five (5)-minute-plus-long telephonic message left as a recording on current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office's telephone answering machine regarding telling, keeping, making sure former firm clients the Schrammars (i.e., individually and collectively Mses. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy and Joal Mary Schrammar and Mr. Scott Schrammar personally, professionally et al.) are kept totally, unconditionally-on-firm-and-firm's-principal's-part,-end-et-al., permanently away, far from firm and firm's principal for various reasons as explicitly, implicitly et al. stated on the aforementioned telephonic message. (pro bono lobbying, on behalf of firm's principal and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell) Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se RJB, Jr., N.P. (via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner) From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) Post Office Box 327 James A. Farley Post Office Building New York, New York 10116-0327 Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914 Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). Dear Senator Schumer: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine. Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). RJB, Jr., N.P. (via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
Client expense: — · Firm income: —
Matched citations: s 2003
A bill to reduce temporarily the rate of duty on Methyl N-(2-[[1-(4-chlorophenyl)-1H-pyrazol-3-yl]-oxymethyl] phenyl)-N-methoxycarbanose.
2010 · first_quarter · Firm: PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC.
Re: "[Implicitly,] explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos", and "Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. [and] the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell [et al.]" (qtd. from various correspondence). A May 14, 2010, 7:35 PM E.S.T., five (5)-minute-plus-long telephonic message left as a recording on current United States federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office's telephone answering machine regarding telling, keeping, making sure former firm clients the Schrammars (i.e., individually and collectively Mses. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy and Joal Mary Schrammar and Mr. Scott Schrammar personally, professionally et al.) are kept totally, unconditionally-on-firm-and-firm's-principal's-part,-end-et-al., permanently away, far from firm and firm's principal for various reasons as explicitly, implicitly et al. stated on the aforementioned telephonic message. (pro bono lobbying, on behalf of firm's principal and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell) Dear Mikey, Speaker Pelosi, Mr. Boehner, Senator Schumer, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President et al.: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se, you and your people wouldnt be implicitly, explicitly et al. intimidating various for-profit and non-for-profit establishments such as the for-profit FedEx Kinkos (especially their midtown Manhattan location on Seventh Avenue/Fashion Avenue and their 24-hour-daily location on West 40th Street/Bryant Park) (via, among various other things, possible, if not probable revocation of their various operating et al. permits and licensures, for starters) so I cannot easily, if at all, frequent such establishments and partake of their services and options such as I do almost daily since becoming (from October 2009 onward) a New York City Department of Homeless Services (NYC DHS) resident, now, would you? If so, please stop. Thank you. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the respective Estates of Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective Estate Administrator (i.e., me), and myself per se RJB, Jr., N.P. (via electronic correspondence sent on April 30, 2010 to the official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House Representative Steve Israel, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi, New York City Mayor Michael R. "Mikey" Bloomberg and U.S. federal House of Representatives Minority Leader John Boehner) From: Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (via its CEO and Chief Lobbyist Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P.) Post Office Box 327 James A. Farley Post Office Building New York, New York 10116-0327 Current telephone number: 1-(646)-895-3914 Firm's main electronic/e-mail/email address: hodpd065@aol.com Re: Follow up to my firm's May 5, 2010, 9:11 PM E.S.T. telephonic correspondence to U.S. federal Senator Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer's Long Island regional office regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). Dear Senator Schumer: Speaking and acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se), your "playing both sides" directly, indirectly, implicitly, explicitly et al. regarding "playing both sides" between various domestic-based and foreign-based Wall Street firms et al. and their various fellow metaphorical et al. whores and their fellow minions (including various law firms, law offices, solo practitioners and mafia and mafia-like criminal et al. organizations, groups, partnership et al. both based within and without the New York metropolitan area) redirecting, "disappearing" and obstructing the mail delivery-solely-to-me of the wanted and needed Change of Ownership forms for various still-unaccounted for major investment et al. accounts and other assets belonging to both decedents Mrs. Delois Brassell (a.k.a. Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell) and Mr. Robert James Brassell and the aforementioned respective decedents' Estates and the aforementioned respective Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se) receiving same material (official et al. requests regarding same sent to the aforementioned various Wall Street firms et al. starting within the middle of anno Domini (AD) 2007). However much monies et al. you generated and/or "skimmed" and kept regarding keeping me metaphorically et al. busy (i.e., jointly with your metaphorical bed-buddy current New York Mayor Michael R. "Mike" Bloomberg (a.k.a. Mikey) "processing" me to force me onto the individual welfare rolls me so I am metaphorically et al. undesirable for easily obtaining those aforementioned various major accounts and other assets and making them mine, including covert, clandestine et al. "pressuring" the respective Harvard and [Princeton] Universities to reject my application when I was accepted by the same colleges/universities) and otherwise "distracted" so I am so disparaged as to be "unable" to remain the aforementioned Estates' sole Administrator, you better keep ALL, ALL, ALL of it. You will need it when Wall Street et al. and other metaphorical et al. johns you "service" are done with you. I know I am done with you, Senator, but no ill will directed toward Ms. Maxine. Your playing me for worse than a fool for all these years since my mother the aforementioned Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's 2003 passing, hell, even before that when the aforementioned Mr. Robert James Brassell's 2002 passing, going so far as to correspond to me your apparent "helping" me "resolve", "correct" what federal agencies et al. have NOT done for me let alone what they disregard, all at your covert, clandestine et al. "request", i.e., pressured, is beyond reprehensible, to say the very least and to be polite. Thank you for less than nothing, Senator. Sincerely yours, Mr. Robert J. Brassell, Jr., N.P., acting within ALL, ALL, ALL my capacities, including as the Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell Estate Administrator, the Robert James Brassell Estate Administrator AND the registered Pro Bono Lobbyist and Pro Bono Consultant at the consultancy Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc., for the firm itself, myself per se, the respective decedents' Estates of Delois Brassell/Delois Albert Brassell and Robert James Brassell and their respective New York State Surrogate Court (Suffolk County)-appointed-and-certified Estates' Administrator (i.e., me per se). RJB, Jr., N.P. (via various electronic correspondence sent on May 6, 2010 to the respective official websites of the White House Office, U.S. federal Sen. Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer, U.S. federal House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner, and U.S. federal Senate House Majority Leader Harry Reid and Minority Leader Mitch McConnell)
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